This week in gaming journalism:
"SHE SLEPT WITH REPORTERS TO GET POSITIVE REVIEWS"
"…But they never actually gave her positive reviews."
"SHE STILL SLEPT WITH PEOPLE AND GOT POSITIVE SUPPORT FROM THEM FOR IT"
"…You mean like how normal relationships work?"
"…Do you not understand how a large portion of the world works?"
If only we weren’t so personally afflicted by the purchase of a free, terrible video game that we probably never even actually played or heard of.
How to start a witch hunt based on assumptions and a butthurt ex-boyfriend